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The New Vampires Handbook Joe Garden

The New Vampires Handbook

Joe Garden

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ISBN : 9780224086462
Hardcover
240 pages
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Being turned into a vampire is the easy part. Actually becoming a vampire is far more difficult.What to look for in a coffin?How to lure the tastiest prey?How to stay on trend over the centuries?Garlic and sunlight - as dangerous as theyd have usMoreBeing turned into a vampire is the easy part. Actually becoming a vampire is far more difficult.What to look for in a coffin?How to lure the tastiest prey?How to stay on trend over the centuries?Garlic and sunlight - as dangerous as theyd have us believe?In todays world of vampire-obsessed pop culture, misinformation abounds. A newly turned vampire who looks to films and novels for answers to everlasting lifes question risks being reduced to a smouldering pile of dust. So where can you, a neophyte immortal, turn for reliable information about leading your best and bloodiest existence? The New Vampires Handbook is the definitive guide, and includes:- a head-to-toe look at your vampiric body: how to harness your new powers to dispatch mortal enemies, maintain your fangs, and embrace your vampirosexuality- methods for luring prey, faking your way through meals, approaching other vampires, and creating a four-hundred-year financial plan- tips on acting your age, behaving appropriately if you see a human you knew decades ago, and dealing with epic vampire feuds- essential advice for blending in with the masses, from finding a coven to avoiding the media (and mirrors) to staying on top of the latest fashion trendsWelcome to the night.